Love: Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

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By sleepylillion - 25/04/2016 05:07 - United States - Eleele

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

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By AMP4U - 31/08/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 16:00

Today, my kid was on an app that makes fart noises. After too many minutes of this, I wrestled the phone away. He then went on to make real farts. Stinky ones. Then, had the inevitable shart, along with hysterical laughter. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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Friday 10 December 2010 11:59

tell him to make it say "duty"

elrusso 0

Friday 10 December 2010 12:00

I'm not sure if me laughing at this FML is a good or a bad sign!

Comments

butterfly403 12

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:45

obviously dick and fart jokes wouldnt be lost on him. lol

MrGordon 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:17

Wait... Is that wrong not to laugh about this? Those are funny words, and most guys... Most PEOPLE cant hold the laughing when they hear them.

zepirothica 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:12

If he's that stupid, you should dump him.

newzealand 28

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:13

I think he should be called Microsoft Dave

tleaf 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:52

who hasn't done this? Lol.

bassdredd 2

Sunday 12 December 2010 20:57

hahahahahaha omg I love doing that

wreckfish1 0

Monday 13 December 2010 5:03

Hey atleast he wasn't looking at pictures

superdude9856 2

Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:41

you have to understand - that shit is fun.

botulismo 0

Friday 24 December 2010 0:03

Seriously, why do you care? Is this really a FML moment, or is this a MLIA moment? I don't care how intelligent is, how many advanced degrees he has, or any of that, he would most likely find it funny. It doesn't make him immature. It means he doesn't take himself seriously. You shouldn't either. Even you should admit it's pretty funny.