By embaressed - 20/09/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
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schwancy 2

Sounds like your dad might have been more than just drunk.

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chillinAK 9

ahahahahahahahaha, I would have dropped to the floor laughing my ass off. hell, I love funny drunks! I would have made the best of it and joined him - see how many ppl stopped

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iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0

dude that area is so ****** up...you need to leave lmao

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Meh he's not hurting you or anyone else. how does this FYL again? Oh yeah you're a douche who is embarrassed by her family.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, really. If you're going to be embarrassed about family, I think this is a very well qualified moment to be embarrassed. This is not like some whiney tweens that are embarrassed that they have the only parents that don't own a porche or volvo SUV, or whose house isn't over 3000sqft.

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christian50 0

haha you shouldve went along with it and sat down and praised beside him

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JackynJared 0

Hi 13, I read your profile and just wanted to let you know that I'm poor black and live in a single parent home. I don't appreciate what you said to me. take it back.

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