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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 18:01

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew, who told me he learned about fire safety today. I asked him what he'd do if there was a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell over, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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Sunday 23 September 2012 2:26

Thats avatar. I always liked that show when o was young though.

FlamingTacos 7

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:27

So he's a water bender?

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Etweens96 25

Sunday 23 September 2012 3:58

Avatar the last airbender? I love that show!

myalleyway 9

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:00

You do NOT insult Avatar: the Last Airbender like that. Fire bending is a difficult art to master!

PipingMouse 14

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:02

Did he also short out he electricity in the house? Everyone knows that fire benders can also bend electricity.

kimg0885 23

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:05

And I thought my daughter wanting to be a power ranger was weird

Oakleysroc 0

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:10

I used to be a bender like your son but then I took a fireball to the knee

justforsmiles 3

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:18

And you couldn't care less about whether he was hurt or not? Good dad you are.

Fisheyedfool7 2

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:21

Sit his ass in front of a fan and let him practice all the air bending he can stomach.

Scarshadow101 6

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:22

Yeah, Avatar was an awesome show as a kid. But with these new remakes and live-action shit, it's being butchered. I'm a total fire-bender though...

Austyn57 1

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:25

how old is he ????

monkeycrutch 14

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:52

Read the story dickhole!!!! 8!!!!

l0v3p4in 7

Sunday 23 September 2012 5:21

Calm the **** down. I can see the veins popping at your temple.

band_geek 18

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:30

As an otaku (sorry to any Japanese that may hate my guts for using that term), I have to say this: I LOVE YOUR KID FOR TRYING TO BE LIKE THE FIREBENDERS FROM AVATAR! >w< But on the more serious note - Sorry to hear what happened.