Kids: Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son...

By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 11:37 - United States

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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imavelociraptor 6

Monday 17 December 2012 18:54

Like father like son

ColdplaySucks 18

Monday 17 December 2012 18:56

Cherish the moment, they'll look back at these years with good memories.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 18 December 2012 0:42

I don't get why guys pee together. Girls never walk into the woods, form a circle or line and pee together like guys do.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:13

actually, they sometimes do. just like when girls all go to the bathroom together

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 18 December 2012 4:02

But we are in separate bathroom stalls. So it is different.

BunnySlippers 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 0:43

Well at least they're bonding! :)

Notanaccount 2

Tuesday 18 December 2012 0:52

Yup this is normal, I still do it and im 22

Papaw_fml 3

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:00

It's a guy thing...

yeti37 16

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:09

don't cross the streams!!!

myklknife 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:26

That's standard male bonding. He's showing the boy his kingdom, just like Mufasa did in Lion King.

rosesong2494 3

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:46

I can see it now: *OP walks through the front door and turns a corner only to see her husband son peeing over a balcony. She stares for a few seconds. Then, she does what any woman in her shoes would do. That's right kids. She facepalms.* Haha, seriously though, that's all you can do at that point. Let them have their gross fun. Boys will be boys after all.