Kids: Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son...

By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 11:37 - United States

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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imavelociraptor 6

Monday 17 December 2012 18:54

Like father like son

ColdplaySucks 18

Monday 17 December 2012 18:56

Cherish the moment, they'll look back at these years with good memories.

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Ylianaxoxo 9

Monday 17 December 2012 21:44

Should of laughed with them :)

redbluegreen 40

Monday 17 December 2012 21:50

Where I live, the Santas are actually in little makeshift houses so children and their parent(s) are given a little privacy when they're with Santa. I think it's actually to prevent things like this from happening.

FMLGriff 8

Monday 17 December 2012 22:17

Boys will be boys!

Slavgaard 16

Monday 17 December 2012 22:20

mabe they were just watering the plants?

perdix 29

Monday 17 December 2012 22:39

If the dad is giggling like a little girl, the kid is probably giggling in a register so high that only dogs can hear it.

Sunkistlover718 21

Monday 17 December 2012 22:40

#YOLO But in all seriousness, you should probably have a chat with your husband about sowing the seeds of bad habits in your son.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 17 December 2012 22:48

These are the kind of moments every father enjoys with his because it's their right of passage. Something they'll get to look back on and laugh. Don't ruin it for them, let them bond.