What an odd conclusion you've come to. Oh, and by the way, yes, "dumb animals" do pee outside. I can understand your confusion though, as I'm sure you only socialize with the highly intelligent animals, like dolphins, who are all toilet-trained and "employable." Right?

Extreme much? Maybe the dad works a later shift or it was his day off. I know a lot of little kids that were potty trained by peeing outside. It is not a big deal.

No, even a dumb animal will travel a distance to urinate. You must appreciate the odor of stale piss. Go figure.

Why, are you relating OP's husband to your own unemployed, bowel-distressed self? You seem overtly hostile for such a innocent, sweet FML.

Another outlandish jump to a nonsensical conclusion. That's fine though. If it makes you feel better, then fine; you are absolutely right. I just adore the tantalizing aroma of "stale piss." In fact, I like to bottle it up and spray it around my home like it's Febreze. How did you know?

wow you're a dumb bitch

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