Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided...

By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML

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By Singlewife - 23/03/2019 22:00

Today my husband got drunk and wrecked the house. And when I say wrecked the house, I mean ripping everything off book shelves, Tearing the ceiling fan out of the wall, Opening the fridge and shoveling everything out. Glass everywhere. etc. and this isn’t the first time. I clean up every time. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By honeymoonisover - 28/06/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2014 05:02 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 14:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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By Screwed - 07/08/2009 23:35 - Canada

Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:06

The tradition of eating the top tier on the first anniversary is ridiculous. We tried that, and the cake was as moist as an 80 year old pussy. You should thank him for saving you from eating that.

MarineWifey88 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:05

My husband spent our first anniversary in Iraq. we didn't get to spend an anniversary together until our 4th anniversary and by then, we were scared of the cake and threw it out.

Comments

Dlkny21 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 11:50

YDI for keeping a wedding cak

SAgirl 13

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:24

Grats on marrying an Alcoholic :D/

RezaCookies 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 15:05

wow you kept something in the fridge for 12months.

skikid 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 15:06

its just cake, who cares!

RoxxyHustle 7

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:00

yah we tried that one year cake anniversary shit, we made it a month and were just like this is nasty, throw it out. I don't think anybody does that anymore. It's gross.

cocacoola 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:02

Haha that's from my name is Earl !

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:33

I've heard worse, but still sort of an FML if it's that important to you. Still think the one-year cake tradition is silly, because most people put it in the freezer and end up throwing it away. The real FML is your husband coming home as a drunken slob.

hamsmum 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 18:08

Ahhh thank you 141. Some people just have no idea it seems! I have a friend who was christened and the cake they had to celebrate was from his parents wedding, some 3 years back!