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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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By fishbearpig - 27/01/2024 13:00 - Romania - Cluj-Napoca

Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML

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Messy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 22:00

Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML

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Where's Mario when you need him?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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Noise annoys

By IckyAsmr - 24/12/2022 02:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML

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Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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Perfectionist

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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worldclass 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:05

There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?

vballchick101 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:41

Aww that sucks. :(

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:06

Maybe she could crawl in the hole in OP's wall.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:07

OK, that made me laugh! Good job. :D

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:09

You don't care, but you feel the need to tell everybody you don't care in order to express JUST HOW MUCH you don't care. also, lolol u mad?

FFML_314 11

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:09

Are you burdened with a serious lack of brain cells or just down right delusional?

FFML_314 11

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:14

It's not expected to act like an idiot. Trust me, age has nothing to do with being a moron. It's a matter of presentation. Learn how to present yourself with a little bit of class and hang onto that tiny shred of dignity that you have left. Being able to spell a word like "professional" is quite simple logic. It doesn't take a rocket scientist. Quit blaming your iPhone/iPod and please, for the love of everything holy, stay in school. FACEPALM! You're 18. Come on.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:14

yep, she mad.

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:19

aww that sucks wat to do wat to do..... obviously fix it haha

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:23

congratulations, you must be sooo proud of yourself. :D Graduating high school? Hoooo damn, watch out for Miss Diploma over hurr.

desigirl2010 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:25

dang get off her dick y'all loll it was funny till you guys killed it and not in a good way.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:28

Graduated at 18? Are you serious right now? You must be Albert ******* Einstein! How does it feel being an idiot? OK, if she has a dick, I'm even more concerned.