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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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By fishbearpig - 27/01/2024 13:00 - Romania - Cluj-Napoca

Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML

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Messy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 22:00

Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By IckyAsmr - 24/12/2022 02:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML

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Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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Perfectionist

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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worldclass 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:05

There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?

vballchick101 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:41

Aww that sucks. :(

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:03

You make it sound like it was a Pokémon battle.

OnlyAvailableID 28

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:08

In my world, everything boils down to Pokémon. I also live in a basement and watch hentai, but what can ya do.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:10

"I wanna watch Pikachu **** the shit out of a Gyarados."

Chinnithy 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:19

his penis is to little.

Daftendirekt1 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:21

pikachus dick is probably bigger than yours XD j/k

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:25

You guys haven't seen that "Black man loves pokemon" video? For shaaaame

OnlyAvailableID 28

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:27

Mate, you should see Jigglypuff get it on with Chikorita!

Strebor 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:37

leave kbbt the **** alone. seriously who cares if anyone makes a typoo on this site? I mean, pwn is a misspelling of own. the comment didn't attain any of you, so I restate my first setence. leave kbbt the **** alone.