Intimacy: Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a... - FML

By SCREWED - 15/07/2011 06:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

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By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

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You deserved it 3 686

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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You deserved it 5 383

By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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You deserved it 3 623

By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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You deserved it 7 594

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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You deserved it 70 109

By notsurprised - 01/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML

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You deserved it 3 171

By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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You deserved it 144

By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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America! F*** yeah!

By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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Top comments

HannahForbesxo 13

Friday 15 July 2011 15:44

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

dtpace 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:44

milf????

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mycookiezz 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:49

5's a party? Join them? lmao

awesome545 1

Friday 15 July 2011 15:51

call the cops and tell em that's there's a naked psycho dancing around your house.

lmaoatall 6

Friday 15 July 2011 15:51

just hide in your room. if you hear devo playing whip it, lock your door.

JJdaBAMF 0

Friday 15 July 2011 16:13

hahaha! oh man totally lol'd at that comment!

green_eggs_and_h 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:51

At least it wasn't your dad!

CountryGirl111 7

Friday 15 July 2011 16:02

ew exactly what i was thinkin!

peachesbeach 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:53

em....wow

Blackhandles 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:53

JUMP ON IT?

alpaquette91 9

Friday 15 July 2011 15:54

did you rip off you clothes and join on in?

somewizdom 15

Friday 15 July 2011 15:56

Do you happen to live in a porno?

kmckeex32 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:13

lololol I wish

missdestinfl2010 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:59

ohh come on! atleast it wasn't your dad! and they aren't extremely overweight..

alpaquette91 9

Friday 15 July 2011 18:31

how do you know they aren't extremely over weight ?

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 15 July 2011 16:05

She has Disco Fever. That's one of the symptoms.

kaoriblossom 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 6:55

Or perhaps Lucille is baking cookies :D

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Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Today, I was bored, so I started to declutter my closet. I found a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in years and thought they'd fit. As I struggled to pull them on, the seam ripped really loud, and my cat shot out from under the bed like a spooked rocket. Apparently even my jeans feel the need to yell at me for getting too big. FML

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Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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Today, during a deep conversation with my girlfriend of 6 months, I asked her if the guy she had cheated on me once with a few months back had a bigger “tool” than me. She said yes. So I asked, "How much bigger are we talking about?" Her response was "Probably like twice the size." FML

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Today, I’m on vacation in Ecuador in a small youth hostel. My Skype interview for a prestigious marketing Masters would have been perfect if a hippie hadn’t come near me to play the ukulele while smoking a joint. FML

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Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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Today, my daughter got home from her first date, angry at me because I scared her date so much that he left halfway through. I swear I didn’t do anything except shake his hand and remind him her curfew is 10pm. Am I in the wrong here? FML

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Today, my 4 year old's heavily pregnant teacher pulled me aside and asked me to talk to my son about "boundaries". Apparently, he asked her if she was going to "boobie feed" him and listed a few reasons why she should and why formula is bad, in front of the entire class. FML

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