It's seriously not that bad. She's practicing it to be sexy for you! Duhh!! And she's probably reading it to spicen up your sex life.

One more thing, if you think the book is gay, then question how your sex life is, cause it doesn't sound so good if she has to buy that book just to heat up your sex life....

Might come in handy.

Dear lord, what is this sudden obsession with Fifty Shades of Grey? How on earth did a novel about a BDSM-obsessed horny couple get so popular? Personally, I'd only ever read Fifty Shades of Grey if it was made into an audiobook narrated by Morgan Freeman.

*practicing

For anyone wondering about the reference, in the book, Ana is constantly biting her lip and it turns Christian on. So maybe OP's wife thought doing that would have a similar effect. I was completley against the books at first, but after all the fads and discussions, I thought I'd give them a try. I'm only eight chapters into the first book and I'm hooked. They're not that bad. Neither is Twilight. :p [/troll]

What I think is hilarious about all of this "Grey" obsession is the fact that women across the globe are going nuts over a book that is romanticizing a lifestyle (BDSM) that is supposedly contradictory to feminism, and that in fact is nothing more than window-dressed stereotypes of people who they think go into that lifestyle. Not only is the book tripe, but the author, E. L. James, either knows absolutely nothing about the lifestyle and how it works, or is glorifying those stereotypes. Also.. she sets it mostly in Seattle, the Mecca of femi-fascist culture in this nation. It is what it is, but just like Twilight... women are making a sensualist religion around it and that is twisted and unhealthy.

Better than her cheating.

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