By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
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RealTalk0 7

She's doing it for you, buddy. I'd be flattered.

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Volcan_fml 22

So your wife thinks she's Kristen Stewart now?

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Puneknocker 0

And you should practice spelling lol

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SammyS2012 21

Not every book you read has to be for literary purposes; some are just for entertainment. There's nothing wrong with liking the book; whatever happened to each their own?

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sexxontheebeach 0

i dont get it? what was wrong with that?

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k18dinkleman 3

Don't hate the playa hate the game.

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kayPandastyle 15

Haha I'm guessing I needed to have read the book to understand that reference.. Hopefully she was practicing to look more sexy to you?

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onlychildFTW 33

Don't worry 150. I'll pretend you did the same and give you a *thumbs down*

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looney_mc 4

Dude ill keep my eye on her. Any late nights?

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blueknight1st 26

Fifty Shades of Grey, what a joke. Apparently **** is bad but it's okay to read ****. Bunch of hypocrites.

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kittykat1818 6

today, i learned that my husband cant do anything right, like to even spell "practicing" correctly. I'm so glad i can practice biting my lip for someone who is educated and sexy to come sweep me off my feet- instead of this whiny bitch.

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