By anonymous - 16/01/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
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Meowingtons500 18

You can be whoever you want to be. Good for you for telling him. Stay strong grasshoppah. :)

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HaIlegra 2

Hey it coulda been worse. Seems like a cool dad to me...

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macdaddymady 8

Ugh. I hate how people automatically assume roles for each gender. Having a dick doesn't define a person...

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Puer_in_urbe 5

Actually, dillweed, physical appearance doesn't define personality. Having either set of genitals doesn't define who someone is, it just describes part of what they look like.

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swagg33_fml 0

I don't see how this is an fml? Hes ok with you being gay as long as your the pitcher. He could have disowned you after beating the life out of you like most fathers would do.

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GoW_Chick 14

Whoa, what the hell is your problem you ignorant asshole?!

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Meowingtons500 18

Homophobic asshole. I'm not gay but I seriously can't stand the word fag. This isnt 1940 so get over yourself and realize that everyone is different. Sorry, you're probably just to insecure to accept that.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm bi, bitch. Say it to my ******* face, twat!!! Moderate this ass...

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perdix 29

"Sorry, dad, but I'm the bottom. At least, I make my boyfriend fetch me when he's done." See how that flies!

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ontariowarrior 3

Man this is gross! Gay people are so gross I hope OP gets an STD

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iLikePandaz 5

Its better than my dad. I won't be allowed in the house if he even finds out I have a boyfriend. So basically he wants me to be single for life.

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hermitknut 22

That's... ridiculous. I'm sorry. I hope he clears his head sometime.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Wait until you move out and are financialy stable, then rub it in his face. If he hates you, forget him, if he accepts, good for him. Good luck mate, :).

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Pelreskovich 11

You wear the pants in that relationship!

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GoW_Chick 14

Your dad won't care about who's the "man" in the relationship when you find someone who makes you happy and loves you, I'm sure he was just joking around. Congrats on finally having the guts to come out, it takes some people at least half their lives when it shouldn't even be a problem in the first place, hopefully one day some people will stop being ignorant assholes.

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