Miscellaneous: Today, I came out to my parents. After we had a talk about them...

By really_dad? - 17/08/2017 13:00

Today, I came out to my parents. After we had a talk about them accepting me, my dad said, "Now get out of here you little duck sucker." FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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Uh... Okay?

By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00

Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML

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By Idk anymore - 23/07/2019 17:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML

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By spiritbeast33 - 11/09/2013 06:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 06:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML

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Not today, Satan

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML

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By ohai95 - 08/08/2012 00:11 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2018 19:00

Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML

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By pkstarstorm - 14/07/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

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xoxoblondee 31

Thursday 17 August 2017 14:08

duck him. you just need to cut goose and let yourself free. don't let him be Robin anything from you. don't be emu about it!

Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 17 August 2017 13:45

This doesn't sound like the acceptance of duck sucking.

Comments

Lemou_fml 25

Friday 18 August 2017 0:18

What a snowflake. You suck duck every so often, but doesn't want to be call out of it, because it's your dad? How is this FML?

Lee Elliott 4

Monday 21 August 2017 3:20

i got a question, though, like, was that a censored **** sucker and he was hateful, or was it a dad joke, cause tbh if he's telling dad jokes RIGHT after you came out, imo he's accepted fine. the ****.

Neror 13

Sunday 10 September 2017 16:04

Is your dad from New Zealand?

Pamela Jessen 5

Monday 18 September 2017 9:12

Ha!! I would be washing my windows at least three times a day...maybe more! I like a clean house. I also believe in getting to know your neighbours! ???