Work: Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of...

By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:57 - Australia

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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iGotBieberFever 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:45

Find a better job ! Then he'll be begging for you to come back ! FYL

Talez 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:44

sucks to be you

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Monday 5 July 2010 7:48

Gotta love discrimination based on looks.

Talez 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:50

o, I like the pic ;D I hope it's what I think it is tho xD

Mirorbo 26

Monday 5 July 2010 8:19

What do you mean, darling?

CrazyCatCookin 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:41

Who's gonna wanna say no to a hot girl with big boobs? It's a smart business decision.

Mirorbo 26

Monday 5 July 2010 8:59

It's discrimination, dear.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 5 July 2010 21:07

Isn't it only discrimination if they admit it, and don't give some bullshit reason for why **** McGee is more suited for the job? Hooters comes to mind...

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 5 July 2010 21:09

Actually, so does A&F, modeling, and every other business that "requires" it's employees to have a "certain look."

Agamemnon_fml 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:50

ouch...fyl.

sloop_fml 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:51

clearly u did not prove yourself worthy. just b/c she has fake boobs doesn't mean she is not more qualified than a 'stock boy'. grow up

Dashelle 25

Wednesday 21 September 2016 20:16

^This

Agamemnon_fml 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:52

ouch...fyl.

AaronCardeo 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:54

K, someone better make this an Illustrated FML.

exiie 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:58

lol 27

caliJoe89 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:59

that's the way it goes. if u got big ****...that's taking u places in life..hahah. lol. I lovem...!!!!

tarynshay551 3

Monday 5 July 2010 7:59

wow...

moneypenny_fml 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 6:29

one question: what are you? boy/girl/toad?

johnthemusician 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:00

ur boss was thinking this: "should I hire a hardworking guy or a girl with big ****? mmm.. tough choice then again at least I might have a slight yet pathetic chance to get at her. awe who cares about sales, the economys is f***** up anyways!" don't worry ur boss is pathetic , and I'm sure a job will turn up for u. :)