Work: Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of...

By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:57 - Australia

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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Monday 5 July 2010 7:45

Find a better job ! Then he'll be begging for you to come back ! FYL

Talez 0

Monday 5 July 2010 7:44

sucks to be you

Comments

slyrat 1

Monday 5 July 2010 8:30

HEY HEY GUYS, did ya know that attractive women with large breasts can NEVER be more qualified for a job than a man???

NicoleIAm 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 1:33

And why not? Not all attractive people are idiots. My best friend is really pretty and she has really good grades, I'm sure she could grow up to be more qualified than a man.

slyrat 1

Tuesday 6 July 2010 8:32

I was being sarcastic. :P

FrankTheTank41 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:31

Work ethic and all that jazz is priority. Your boss unfortunately has his mixed up. Its not always about the boobs!!

Rooki_fml 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:31

Pop her boobs 

jerry10394 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:35

everyone knows that if you want to get promoted you hav to **** your boss

toufuge 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:37

That's why she was hired for SALES. To quote dilbert, "being attractive is like having a superpower" - she could get guys to buy anything!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 5 July 2010 21:19

Exactly ;) She's just better at convincing men and lesbians of what they want to buy. In her case, it's an, erm, acquired "skill."

taco789 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:41

now all you have to do is **** your boss even though your a guy

CrazyCatCookin 0

Monday 5 July 2010 8:44

worlds largest boobs are ZZZ and they're real. big boobs don't mean fake. the only way to know forsuemm is toask or get em undertwater and see if they float (real) or sink(fake)