By Pushover - 13/02/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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fourtwentyallday 1

chumpette ydi. if I caught my girl cheatin her ass would be on the curb hungry

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dragonwarrior 3

Should have punched him more than once and you should have broke up with him. I dont know why you had to cook him dinner but YDI for agreeing to do it after this

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quizikall 0

**** you! she shouldve just broke up with him, violence is never an option.

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danielle8D 0

^this is the 21st century! violence is all we have going on in the world!

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thedivinecomeD 0

should have stuck the turkey Baster up his ass...that oughta get him stuffed...

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mrzero 0

why do you have to do that

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heartagram_in_ro 0

you didn't HAVE to do anything. you chose to

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Laurendorcus 0

Her name is 'Pushover', this is totally a fake trying to get YDI votes by saying they did something completely the opposite of what any sane, self respecting person would have done. LAME.

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lovesexhugs 0

why did you cook him dinner. how akward that mist have been.

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null_fml 11

Just to play Devil's Advocate here, what if she DID have a good reason to cook him dinner? Maybe he threatened to go to the cops for domestic abuse, with the alternative being she cook him dinner and they both forget the punch happened. Sure, a guy isn't very likely to win a domestic abuse case, but that would be a pretty tempting (albeit degrading and patronizing) "out-of-court settlement". Maybe even though they're not married, they live together and have kids. Kids walked in on the argument, mom panicked in her explanation and wound up backing herself into a corner and forcing herself to make dinner and allow daddy in on the meal. Maybe OP was trying to trick us and she actually works at a restauran-- okay, I give up. YDI, YDI, YDI, "Pushover".

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danielle8D 0

*rolls over and laughs so hard i can barely breathe*

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angrynegro7 16

I don't see that happening, because most men would be VERY embarrassed to go to the police and charge their women with domestic violence . Male pride sort of thing...anyhoo, the OP's user name says it all- she's a pushover. He cheated on her, yet HE dumped her for retaliating. Hopefully, she filled that turkey with dog shit before feeding it to him, but that's unlikely. :/

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marvin_fml 0

Even if HE called the cops on her, the cops would respond using standard domestic violence protocols, and take HIM into the cells overnight.

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