By Pushover - 13/02/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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jamjenni2774 0

Why in the HELL DID U HAVE TO COOK HIM AN ENTIRE TURKEY DINNERDid he punch U back

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ambrz 0

I'm confused why would u cook him a dinner after that? I don't even do that for my bf and he's never cheated on me... that I know of!!!

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Did you at least spit on the turkey before serving it?

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maRIAam_fml 0

Bravo for puching him in the face....but why in the world would you cook for him a entire turkey??? way past thanksgiving....

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iBrittanyy 17

You don't have to do anything. It's a choice to be bullied by him into making him dinner when he's ******* someone else.

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zuuzuu_fml 0

and why the *** did u waste ur time and cook him dinner?? YDI u might as well have licked his bumhole and thanked him for cheating on you!!

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lilmizzmuffet 0

any why the hell did you make it? and by 8 years am not at all amused..have ya'll had small breakups before?

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treesdevin 0

damn...ur ****** stupid for cooking for him haha

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