By Pushover - 13/02/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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heartagram_in_ro 0

no ******* way do both people get the choice in abortion! no one should! if you don't want to have a baby then don't freaking do it! simple as that! keep it in your pants, use protection or don't have sex! don't MURDER an innocent child because YOU have no will power! freaking evil bitches!

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null_fml 11

What if I want to murder innocent children AFTER they're born? That's still cool, right? I guess I can wait a bit longer...

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makaylac 0

I hope that you realize how medieval you sound. This is 2010. People are allowed to have sex and people are allowed to take care of what happens after sex however they please. If you really think you're living in a world where people will listen to you babble on about who gets a say in an abortion procedure and walk away thinking "hey, I'm not gonna get an abortion because I read not to on a site called FMYLIFE.COM", wake up, dearie. Oh yeah, and you said "****" before you censored yourself by saying "freak", stupid.

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Kylias 6

@121: Get raped. Get pregnant. Have fun seeing Daddy's Little Reminder everywhere for the next 18 years.

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_whoops 0

i fully agree with heartagram_in_ro. ppl have a choice they act as if they cant control themselves...even if they were raped, its not the baby fault why should it die, they can put that child up for adoption, let it have a chance to live

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Kylias 6

It hurts like hell and back to give birth, or to be pregnant in general, so you get 9 months to suffer and - in the case of rape - think of what a man forced you into doing, then scream your lungs out while the thing that's caused you pain is pulled out from inside of you. Not to mention that 9 months of being physically attached to and protecting something tends to make you rather... attached to it mentally. After going through all that anguish just to keep the thing alive for so long, you get to watch some nurse carry it off to its new family and never see it again, wherein it'll probably find out that it was adopted and will probably realize that you gave it away because you never wanted to see it again, then it'll more than likely be heartbroken beyond repair for the longest time and then maybe get over it. Sure, it's a hellish life and sure they might drink themselves to death over your choice to trade them away like a trading card, but hey, at least they're alive.

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heyred 11

The only way this could end without you being a pussy is that you bludgeoned him to death with a frozen turkey. Then you cooked it to destroy the evidence. But I am thinking that your meds need to be adjusted.

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Frenz 0

Is this a 'lamb to the slaughter' reference? I love that short story.

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null_fml 11

OMG you read that one too?! I read that years ago and couldn't remember the title, only that this comment strongly reminded me of it. I agree; it was a great story.

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heyred 11

Definitely! I loved when the cops were invited in to eat the leg of lamb. Priceless!

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Blatstuff 0

Wow you picked a real winner there. I am confused though. Why in the world would you feel obligated to cook this low life dinner??

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Frenz 0

Did you also drive his new girlfriend over so they could have a romantic dinner? Give them money so they could go to the movies after eating that turkey? Grow a spine.

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pandabear90 0

why??? pshh it's been 8 yrs and he hasn't popped the question?? he sucks

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angryseatroll 5

Might I ask, how is she a pushover? You are not aware of any of the circumstances. She could have planned something far in advance and she's not a jerk, and doesn't go back on her word. Don't judge so harshly. Nearly all of your comments are harsh and insulting. It's not funny.

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angryseatroll 5

I did not see her username. But my statment still stands. I do not like high and mighty people who comment on everyone's posts correcting them and who clog the threads with their inane agruments.

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Kylias 6

Is that what they're calling it these days?

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