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By Pushover - 13/02/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML

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By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

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By Lysh - 24/11/2016 05:38

Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML

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By single and unbuggered - 31/07/2015 21:04 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML

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The Rock

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 22:00

Today, my bodybuilder boyfriend has been cheating on me, so I slapped him. He has such huge shoulder/neck muscle stuff, his head didn’t even move, and I dislocated 2 fingers. FML

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Thanks wasn't given

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 18:00

Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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SpideyRules 9

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

and WHY did you have to cook for him??

Narcentricity 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:31

why?

Comments

checkers31 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:52

you are the reason why sexist jokes are funny... lmao you could have said no haha

Gummybears4life 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:58

Don't make him a dinner! You stupid idiot! God what is wrong with you?!

damyb13 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:07

WTF would you cook for him after that? lame.

qwertyt 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:09

**** yoh

kidclarke 15

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:25

Your retarded for still cooking him. Horrible fml.

myownenemy 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:26

maybe she cooked it ahead of time? so she was pissed that she had to cook it, then find out he's a cheater.

greeneye_fml 12

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:30

Why did you "have to?"

hawkloverr 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:33

why?

revcanon 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:40

no you didnt have to

13__Loki__13 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:41

That's a visual, a pussy stuffed with a turkey stuffed with stuffing... dark kid... real dark. Good Job!

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