By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
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nightfire2258 24

Why did you leave your windows open? Pay him back by pissing in his house!

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amy6703 6

If you park in his spot all the time, you deserve it.

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Omniprism 14

What a dick. Pay back time. Maybe even sue him to have the seats replaced.

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NosferatuQueen 7

Well he's a douchebag.get revenge, sweety revenge, revenge is best served cold! Slit his tires, key up his car, brake his windows, and etc .and do it all at night so he won't see you do it!

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Cindy_Smiles 12

he's such a knob. he doesn't own the parking spot

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Fernando83 19

if you don't do something equally or more ****** up to him or his car you deserve this.

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Protagonist_ 9

Not that you deserved to have your car pissed in, but why did you park in the guys spot?

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merik225 14

Your neighbor needs to learn his street logic: If your neighbor has a parking spot, you have a parking spot. Street logic!

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Xotoolyxo 16

Why didn't he just ask you to move, people are so messed up

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