By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
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nightfire2258 24

Why did you leave your windows open? Pay him back by pissing in his house!

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judea95 16

If you're going to park in someone else's space and leave your windows open then what do you expect?

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LowExpectations 30

Well, I would assume nothing since this ass hat doesn't own the lot.

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ariellove1992 8

A. Was your windows open? B. Did you call the cops? C. Was he drunk and/or high?

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disney_blonde 16

Call the cops. Don't forget to throw in that 2 children riding their bikes saw his penis while he did it.

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iwadasn 32

Whether this is FML or YDI depends on what you mean by "his spot." If there are assigned parking spots and you chose to park in his instead of yours, then YDI. If there aren't assigned spots and you just parked where he usually parks, then FYL.

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theKevmeister 13

remote control windows from the key? or roll them up and lock your car dumbass

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