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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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Saturday 7 April 2012 16:16

Thats nasty

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:21

please don't fap to the flap

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laurenobrien 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:26

Old woman fetish?

monique8axel 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:35

What....the ****?

lolfood 24

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:37

Mmmm. Saggy boobs

lululu333 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:39

That's not wrong, eyes can wander specially if you are bored. What could be wrong is if you get turn on by it.

Bladian 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:53

Gouge*

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:55

"I caught myself" implies the grandmother didn't see or notice. So... no she won't be uncomfortable. OP will be the uncomfortable one.

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:04

Perv

hateevryone 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:19

You are sick

iKendall 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:23

No..

hapetreefriend 1

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:27

EWWWWWWW!!!

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