Intimacy: Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage....

By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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Angieboo227 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:16

Thats nasty

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:21

please don't fap to the flap

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ninjadinos 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:32

-slap, slap, slap- better?

MrBrightside21 20

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:20

Preferably fap fap fap, but whatever floats your boat...

ninjadinos 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:51

Yeah, but you see, that's not okay.

MrBrightside21 20

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:29

I'm sorry. My dad says the only reason I'm still alive is because he and my mom couldn't afford my abortion. And my mother says I'm the reason she drinks.

OhimWilliam 1

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:35

Dirty Dirty boy.

tbktbk 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:41

WTF

TypoH 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:41

I feel like he went to go and fap, he went to watch granny ****.

LolUnlucky 12

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:43

That's just gross

mk58 31

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:52

Everyone, hide yo grannies.

oksowhat 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:10

Are you a nun?

ihazpancakemix 1

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:14

The ignorance is strong with this one...

lyssa_jean 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:44

duh, shes a ninja

wegetrz 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 23:47

..Cause they eye-rapin' everybody out here!

silver848 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:52

It's weird to do that .? Oh

Heinousness 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:25

Your pic goes with the FML in a way.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 April 2012 16:13

No. If grannys **** look like that, I'd be a GILF diver too. Now I feel jealous of the cats

gossipgirl3_fml 2

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:53

That is disgusting

hnz 13

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:53

At least you have an attractive granny to be proud of as her cleavage is the center of your attention.

br0dawg 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:42

"Wow, Grandma, you're actually attractive enough to give me, the child of your child, a boner! I'm so proud." Hell naw, bro.

chitown23 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:54

That's just straight ****** up

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