Miscellaneous: Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my...

By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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Cops can't catch criminals

By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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You deserved it 4 802

Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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You deserved it 2 816

By DrugDeal - 09/06/2011 01:24 - Canada

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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You deserved it 8 464

I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML

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You deserved it 3 527

By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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You deserved it 2 599

By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 20:24

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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tgm0112 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:03

You had no way of knowing if they were doing their job right. FYL

kath91 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

You weren't to know, if they were sitting in front of your house they deserved it.

Comments

oJo_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:28

lol that's pretty funny don't worry they knew you didn't know they were undercover cause if you did know that means they sucked at being undercover. If you think of it that way you were complementing them for a good undercover job.

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:28

I would probably have done that too ...

hey2121 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:48

Foirty fifth!!!

aback 4

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:49

Maybe they've learned to be a bit more subtle in the rougher neighborhoods.

punkazzneon 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:51

Not really a FML for you, more like an FML for them or your neighbors. At least you didn't get arrested for harassing and possibly assaulting/threatening undercover cops. :3

Mortal_Light 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:51

Not an FML since you were just trying to look out for your neighbors and you didn't get arrested. I'd like to have a neighbor like that.

slimchaney 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:22

Dude, I wish you were my neighbor! FYL.

Kristoffer 35

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:24

Don't feel bad, you did the right thing based on what you knew of the situation. The fact that they were so conspicuous means that they weren't doing their job right anyway; a stakeout needs to be much more discreet.

snavula 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:34

You did it! You found the bullshit in the story. You should be an undercover cop since you're so unafraid of blowing your cover every chance you get. Fail.

Leprecon 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:39

Yeah, they would have flashed their badge, bring in another cop car with blazing sirens while shouting "THIS IS THE POLICE, DROP THE BAT" What part of the word undercover dont you get ? 1: You dont say you are a cop to random strangers (op could have just as easily been in league with the criminals, or just have been paid 20 bucks to threaten them in order to find out who they were) 2: You dont blow your cover for a big operation only to arrest one guy who is doing something any good citizen should do.