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By stillavirgin - 03/01/2010 07:41 - Canada

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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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RedLoocee 0

YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

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perdix 29

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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Ginger225 1

Seriously? Sex isnt something to just get over with with some random guy. it's supposed to be special...

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BullletProof 5

There is NOTHING wrong with being a virgin :) wait for the right one, someone you love and who loves you. or you'll regret it. Don't go and loose it with some dork who only wants to get laid. Make love, not ****

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katiedoll6 7

Thumbs up who's reading this in 2012

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The_9th_Doctor 18

well it's 2013 now. I hope you've lost it by now. if not I guess you'll be playing 'Like a virgin' for a little bit longer

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Eltobak 13

Why the rush? Just let it happen when it happens.

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mkk0128 4

Aren't New Years resolutions normally to do something BETTER and not screw up?

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Chelse1403 18

Did it work out? It's 2015 right now. 5 years since you posted this.

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withered 30

This is what people have in mind when they call someone "a virgin" as an insult. Being a virgin is nothing bad but it's just pathetic to see people's lives evolving around trying desperately to get laid and failing miserably. This is what you sound like, since your "resolution" is to lose your virginity.

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