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By stillavirgin - 03/01/2010 07:41 - Canada

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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 251
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Same thing different taste

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YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

perdix 29

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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I had to do the same with my '06, '07, '08 and '09 resolutions...Guess who could make a new resolution in 2010!

Okay uhm that's my resolution to so shut up you assholes! I'm supporting you girl/bro? lol

suckmysarcasm 10

nothing wrong with still being a virgin. i am and i plan on losing to someone i truly care about not some random hookup. but then again virginity means something different to everyone so if u dont think u want to wait for someone special then find someone who is ready and willing.

mindfreak117 4

Alot of people end up separating from that "special someone" everyone is telling you to wait for. so don't listen to all those who say it's a stupid resolution. But don't try too hard either!

How is this bad though? "Another year to prove that I am not a ****. FML"

make it your resolution to keep it and be proud you aren't a ****

wow... give up and get a prostitute.

RachaelQ 0

yeah, seriously. I wish I could get my virginity back.. and I know many girls that lost it at a young age regret it. I guess this could be an FML if the OP is over 30 haha.

OMG THAT WAS MY 2009 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TOO!!! luckily i met my boyfriend in feb... otherwise i would've prob made it my 2010 one too you're not alone haha