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By stillavirgin - 03/01/2010 07:41 - Canada

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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 251
You deserved it 5 948

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

perdix 29

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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shinyandnew 1

Dont rush, keep it as loooong as you can ! Especially if youre a girl ;]

kandykane18 0

I like you shinyandnew will you take mine?

abc789 0

I can understand where you're coming from. All these people saying "there's more to life", "save it for someone you love", "you'll regret it later on", are talking rubbish, IMO. It's natural to want to have sex. For what it's worth, I lost my virginity to a hooker last October (I'm 19), and I regret nothing.

as someone great once said "even if you pay for it it still counts" so there isn't any reason you should already be laid you dear are probably just lazy :)

why would you make that a resolution? are you trying to set yourself up to fail or something? the fact that you haven't achieved it yet should tell you it's time to change it, move on and forget about it. stop wanting it so bad and stop making it your life goal or whatever. it's pointless, stupid, desperate and pathetic. and sex is not worth all that trouble, not the way you are making it. just take you mind off it and let it happen when its meant to, forcing it wont do you any good. i personally think you should wait til you find the right guy anyways. the kind of person who would want to be with you for you and not just for the prospect of sex. but whatever do what you want, just don't be surprised if you fail again. and i'll be praying for you cause you seem like you need it.

Ilaughatyourlife 0

wow you virgin just go find a random **** and everything will be fine