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By stillavirgin - 03/01/2010 07:41 - Canada

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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 251
You deserved it 5 947

Same thing different taste

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YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

perdix 29

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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there is more to life. go out and find it

I lost my virginity this new years, of course it was about 3am but I was pretty damn close. trouble was, she was much more of a taker than a giver, kinda soured things a bit, but I'm just happy I got it out of the way, next time should be a lot better, but to all the virgins out there: it is what you make it (and also helps to have a good partner, mine was a boring but attractive girl that screamed for the ten minutes I gave her and then gave nothing back in return...)

so really, it's not a big deal if you're still a virgin, I was in no rush, and I'm 20 lol. shit happens, just go with it. -D

I don't understand why people make a big deal about this. I am 22 and still have the V-card. YDI for making such a big deal about it,

TheMichaelIsFres 0

damn I'm 15 year old freshman and I get pussy all the time

rawrxlolxfml 0

you gotta be kidding me! ydi. this isn't supposed to be a resolution. id understand if you were 40 or something. but if ur young, ur just being... easy, promiscuous, stupid, etc.

Aceefml 0

pathetic. i know freshman who already lost their vergonity

in an American society it feels like you are looked down on for BEING a virgin so ya it is a big deal

freshmen=fail so you don't even matter anyway