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By stillavirgin - 03/01/2010 07:41 - Canada

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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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RedLoocee 0

YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

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perdix 29

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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wtsc 0

who actually let this fml go on the site? so gay.

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beany96 0

why the actual *** did you put this on here keep this sorta thing private loool =

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beany96 0

loool why put ur failure on here your just embarassing yourself

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JordanMarie15 1

^^ Why do yu have to be such a douche about it. Just because they arent out ******* everybody and their brother like yu are doesn't mean theyre pathetic or a failure. It means they have self control. Yeah they're posting that they want to lose it, but that's probably only because they see everyone around them having sex and they feel as though they need to too. Sex isn't everything in life. Find someone yu want to be with and then have sex. Dont worry what people say or what others are doing. Do what yu wanna do for yu, no one else.

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biancster 0

look who cares if you lose your virginity or not? wait for the right person to come along don't just give it away

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kujo7 0

I wouldn't share that one..

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Spooksu 0

umm big deal??... and u know there is someone out there in the world that will marry you..why would someone want a USED person... GTH.

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Spooksu 0

There is no "of age" there is only "married" and wanting to have "children"

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