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if you attempt to trap people and garner attention to prove a moot point, you will ALWAYS be disappointed. I bet if you hadn't pulled this stupid stunt your mom would have wished you a happy birthday when it actually was your birthday. and even if she didn't. what ******* difference does it wait? you didn't do jack shit to make that day special. all that you did was to not die. you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. GET OVER IT.
damn your a very depressing person
that is plain sad. get a life douche.
Why do people feel the need to put others to the test like this
FYL
That's an awful thing to do. Friends that think they know your birthday will go to post, but when they see they don't have a notification they will probably check the date. Then they will think they just got the date wrong and won't post. It mostly your fault, not theirs. After all, why would your friends think you would lie about your own birthday on your Facebook?
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Well duh. It was Facebook official.
Why do people get upset when their attempts to fish for attention/compliments fail? Don't set yourself for disappointment if you can't handle it.