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Quit being an attention *****, you ******* loser.
what an attention *****
it wasn't about attention dumbass. OP said it was to see how many people knew their real birthday and mom didnt know it. get your head out of your ass and smell the shit
no no no, it was for attention. the same reason people do other things to fish for attention. "are you going tomorrow?" "no..." "why not??" "no just kidding I am". I hate when people say stupid shit like that for attention, they want to know that you will beg them to come and do whatever it is, just be a person and communicate! just like facebook updates like this "oh my god I can't friggin believe it"... so someone, anyone will comment "oh no, what happened!?????". "oh... I burnt my toast this morning..."
i like turtles
ur such a loser with nothing better to do but see if ppl actually care about ur birthday. get a life
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Well duh. It was Facebook official.
Why do people get upset when their attempts to fish for attention/compliments fail? Don't set yourself for disappointment if you can't handle it.