Miscellaneous: Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did...

By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 979

By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:54

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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By youre dumped shitforbrain - 19/08/2012 16:52 - Sweden - H?lleforsn

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

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By He's old enough to know better! - 08/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML

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JillianIsLoveee 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:53

You should dump him He's an ass

ihatestupidppl 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:55

Wow, your boyfriend is a douche.

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yourkiddingright_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:06

Take a good look in the mirror and ask that person why you feel you have to accept such a loser in your life!

Flamingmonkey923 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:51

Your fault for dating an asshole.

teiso_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:52

Um... Why are you going out with him again?

GreenHacker 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:11

lol, this one is hilarious. My ex used to cheat at card games all the time in order to win so she could throw her cards at me. Key word "ex".

eff_em4ell 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:17

He sounds like a jerk.

theRovingMage 0

Monday 19 October 2009 4:59

Please tell me he's now your ex-boyfriend. No one deserves to be treated that way, especially by someone who claims to love them.

GreenHacker 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:07

She never said he loved her. Maybe it's just for the sex, and that could go both ways.

goingdownhill 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:31

why are you with him?

BravoUser 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:41

Best reply I've heared. And it acctually works.

KarmaLanding 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:49

...And you're still with this puerile asshat, why?

CFR 0

Monday 19 October 2009 6:19

Boy everyone here is psychic.... Do I really have to state my opinion on this one?

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, I found out my partner was cheating on me. We’ve been together for over 5 years. I tried to break it off with him but he won’t let me. I feel stuck and numb. I went to bed early, only to be woken up by him (on purpose) a couple of hours later and now can’t sleep because of a headache. FML

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Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

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Today, I finally scrounged up enough change to do laundry, so I loaded up my car, swung by the bank to take out my rent money, and stopped at a gas station to get a drink. When I came outside, my car was gone, along with all my clothes and rent money. FML

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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

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