By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML
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JillianIsLoveee 0

You should dump him He's an ass

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ihatestupidppl 0

Wow, your boyfriend is a douche.

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stephgweph 0

now that he thinks u suck at cards, make a bet with him that if u win he has to pay you $100! or play strip poker if hes hot ;]

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xmagster 0

you should dump his ass if he needs constant ego boosts like that!!!

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KingAfter 0

YDI for dating a 3 year old ;) ok, if he's older (I guess he really is...), he's just a retard. 1 loss doesn't make you stupid, after you beat him several times, dump him! FYL

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icecreamthoughts 0

How funny that he thinks you're "cute" and "little," yet he's the child.

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lil_lucy23 0

Sounds like your boyfriend is a bit on the abusive side. It's only going to get worse... find a new guy.

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gig_fml 0

So he's thrown cards at you before. You're still with him. Now he's calling you names. You're still with him. YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT.

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blacklite69 0

So, forgive my confusion, but you're dating this dickwad, why?

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DynamicDave 11

You're boyfriend's a douche nozzle. Break up with the prick and find someone who deserves you.

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chalkdust 4

Quite the lose-lose situation... literally...

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