By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 017
You deserved it 74 389

Same thing different taste

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You'll never use math in real life, anyway. As long as you can read at a third grade level you'll be pretty well off.

That is completely incorrect, First, if you don't learn math you will not get a well paying job, second, you are an idiot if you believe that statement for math has many practical applications, and third, I'd be willing to bet you failed math on a regular basis throughout your school career and are now trying to justify your own actions.

Actually, there are many jobs that don't require high levels of knowledge in math. Being a lawyer, a reporter (i.e. newspapers), an editor, a news anchor, a "garbage person" or waste management employee, a businessman, some management positions... all of these and then some require very little to no math skill. Take a lawyer, the first I mentioned, for example. Go look up the average earnings for a typical lawyer. You will find that this is not a low number. So, they earn a lot without needing math. Now, go look up the highest possible earnings for a typical lawyer. What does that tell you? I did not fail math, but I wasn't all that great at it. The guy you're replying to may have been great at math, or he may not have. You really can't tell with his comment. Tell me this: How many jobs can you think of that require the skills taught in a grade 11 math class (university/high level) or higher? I bet you can't get past ten. As for what was said about not having to read past a third grade level, yeah, I'll agree with that one. I know many higher-ups who can't read. I've pointed out errors and had to help a few of them understand a document at my old workplace. It's pretty bad when even management can't understand something they supposedly work with every day.

beachlova910 0

that's what u get for cheating!...ain't karma a bitch?

sarabraun8 7

well whoever you cheated off is still as dumb as you.

# 10 math is ez, next fall im starting a master in accounting degree, and yes I can look at #s 8 hours a day

Wow, you know you're suck as a person if you can't even cheat properly. YDI Cheater

The618princess 0
aKid_namedIZ 1

You should've cheated off the asian kid its math no offense

RedPillSucks 31

Not all asians are good at math. When I was teaching, I caught two who cheated. They weren't even smart enough not to hand in their papers together, so it was easy to notice the identical answers after grading them back to back.

SneakherHead 5

How the hell do they put this Fml up and not mine -____-

Because yours sucked. No really, yours was the most god-awful, worthless piece of drivel I've ever had the misfortune of reading. That's why.

I'm going to guess that your teacher gave out multiple choice tests and not everyone had the same test and you were too stupid to realize you were cheating off someone with a different version of the test. Whether that's what happened or not, you deserve it for cheating in the first place.

Maybe you should have studied for the exam? Or if cheating was really the only way, cheat off someone smart...