Miscellaneous: Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her....

By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By Emily J. - 18/06/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

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Me me me

By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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WellThatSucked89 13

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:29

Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)

Welshite 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:30

It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.

Comments

jdwmoore 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 4:19

damn your desperate

hedegi 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 4:57

How sweet!

cchartier 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:33

Who sleeps in the same bed as their grandma?

shanebob 15

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:49

Spend as much time with her as you can OP, life is short.

fmlgiraffe 23

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:04

I'm not surprised with a user name like yours..

finalyearsofhate 22

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:08

enjoy it while you still have her. you'll miss that time with her more than you'd ever think when she's gone.

Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:50

I wish my grandmothers was still here. )=

Larsh 4

Sunday 9 February 2014 9:40

You're lucky to have her. Enjoy her while you can. You've got the rest of your life for boys.

pickledtoes 4

Sunday 9 February 2014 17:33

I don't see how that could be a bad thing. I love my grandma so much, and we are basically bestfriends! I have sleepovers with her every weekend, and if my grandpa isn't home, I'll sleep in the same bed as her. We always go on dinner 'dates.' She is the best friend I could ever ask for, and also the coolest grandma :)