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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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Outcast

By Coolkid. - 14/06/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

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By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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shallowsmile 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:00

this is why you DON'T accept friend requests from your parents.

_Elizabeth_ 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:54

Hahahahaha. What's up with parents having facebooks???

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arcangel81 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 6:55

This is the reason I don't let my friends post incriminating photos on Facebook at least not with me tagged in them. It is also the reason that I will NEVER EVER approve a friend request from any of my parents or their friends.

bassmaster_pat 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 17:22

thats pretty much ****** up... Thats why i don't let my mom use a pc ;)

The_Suit_Guy 0

Monday 13 April 2009 14:15

And that's why you don't add family on Facebook

may_cause_fail 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:21

...Can't 95% come up with anything better than "AND THATS Y U DONT ADD UR FAMBLYZ ON FACEBOOK LOL" or "USE UR PRIVASY SETTINGZ"? Seriously. After about five times, the OP (and anyone reading comments) gets tired of it pretty quick. That aside, I definitely agree with those who have said that you shouldn't put anything you don't want family seeing on the internet...or better yet, don't put yourself in compromising situations like that. Seriously, is it that hard to control yourself in public?

xO_starstruck_xO 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:24

LMAO imagine getting like 50 notifications and all of them saying your grounded by your mom! thank you you've just been added to my favorites(:

kennington 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:36

thats why socail net working sites are for friends, not family!!

capricaz 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:08

Why would you add your mom to facebook friends?

Wendelaa 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:04

#129, it's mor often the mom who adds you, and if you don't accept she gets more and more suspicios and after a while, it's sooo much worse than it was in the beggining.

libbypotpie 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:15

HAHAHAH!! My dad called me in once, to have a "talk" about the semi-blaspehmous comment i made on my sisters picture. Then i figured out how to block my parents from seeing stuff. Unfortunately i didnt know you could block people until after I stupidly added my youth pastor, who publicly commented on a conversation i had on my status, telling me to"be careful about the things i write online" and to "tell my parents about the conversation before he does" (It wasnt even that bad..we were joking about a friend of ours being lame cause he missed a party due to saving kids in russia) He then printed it out, to hold against me. And i had to apologize before he talked to my parents, cause they didnt want to be whined at (they didnt care. hahah) gah...I hate adultss who think kids shouldnt have any privacy.

allegra_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:44

Would you please stop posting on failblog. You're obviously a complete idiot, seeing as you dyed your grandmother's/sister's wedding dress green for St. Patrick's Day.