By Noname - 19/01/2009 09:21 - United States

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML
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claritin 0

Wah wah wah! Oh my god, he likes you the way you are. What a JERK!

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Cloudy_fml 0

He may have sincerely thought your muffin top was cute... Or he might have thought you were being sarcastic about his "gift".

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olypicgold 0

i dont think you get it. muffin top is glorious. he prolly still wacks it to those sexy love handles. women should be cuvy and soft.

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AHopelessDeath 12

that is awesome to see a guy that truely feels this way. i am in no way skinny or thin..and i am extremely self conscious about my weight...but i am also not (well i think) THAT fat....so this is an awesome comment to get to see :D you are an awesome dude. and you are definitely right. thank you random dude on the interwebs! :D!

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Cloudy_fml 0

He may have sincerely thought your muffin top was cute... Or he might have thought you were being sarcastic about his "gift".

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maiden_girl 5

I agree with number #10. It depends on how it was said. He was either being sincere about your muffin top... or sarcastic...

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19990231 29

You are 9 but you agree with 10? -_- what magic do you work

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claritin 0

Wah wah wah! Oh my god, he likes you the way you are. What a JERK!

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your_face 15

I'm trying to lose weight too - my boyfriend knows I hate my stomach, but he always tells me how much he loves it. Your ex wasn't being a jerk here, he just genuinely likes something about you that you unfortunately don't like about yourself. Be glad other people view you differently than you view yourself, and continue to work on losing the weight knowing that you still look good. And one more thing - he's your ex (hopefully not because of this anecdote) - don't let his opinion go to your head, it isn't the most important one anymore.

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sarcastic_much10 0

Ok, yeah that's not a compliment. To me, that'd be an insult, as it was to you. I'd get second thought about the relationship right there.

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flyfallfadeaway 0

....so youre mad because someone said something nice about our body? who does that make the asshole in this scenario?

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gukinator 0

girls- being skinny isnt attractive, at points it gets disgusting guys like girls that are soft which is why boobs are so amazing

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crazyme123 0

guys dont care if your "fat" (while she actually looks skinny) and most guys (#15) like soft and squishy girls -_-

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earwig12 1

#13 - excuse me? It's not a compliment to tell someone you like something about their body? Too many girls say they don't want to be lied to, or that they don't like the idea that girls have to be super-skinny like supermodels to be attractive, and then go around saying things like that. You'd rather have your boyfriend lie to you about your body and force you to get skinny to find you attractive instead of accepting you and finding you beautiful as you are? Oftentimes I think that women are more responsible for perpetuating these kinds of double standards than men.

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