Geek: Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch...

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 041

You deserved it 82 003

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 436

You deserved it 22 388

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 884

You deserved it 5 816

By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 084

You deserved it 69 950

By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 173

You deserved it 6 171

Outcast

By Coolkid. - 14/06/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 689

You deserved it 3 925

By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 867

You deserved it 88 503

Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 086

You deserved it 6 032

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 117

You deserved it 2 828

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 392

You deserved it 1 154

Caught in 404p

By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 509

You deserved it 48 588

shallowsmile 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:00

this is why you DON'T accept friend requests from your parents.

_Elizabeth_ 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:54

Hahahahaha. What's up with parents having facebooks???

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happygolucky9 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:27

what does OP stand for?

Bakke 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:30

Why are your mother friends with your friends on facebook? I call fake

arms_akimbo 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:46

Privacy settings: You should use them.

Breadstix 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:50

It's only a matter of time before my parents do something similar... >_>

ZeroGravity107 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:35

Win.

totalx 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:40

Good. Don't be stupid...if your parents have access to your photos, don't go out doing something that will get you into trouble. It can't be that hard. #69, you can see all tagged photos of that person in a section called 'Added by others'. It's different than Myspace.

justjayit 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:33

#5. Facebook is a privilege, learn to use it responsibly.

btyler 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 18:04

Maybe you shouldn't ******* party, douche nozzle. It's your own damn fault. I would've beat the shit out of you with everything I could find if you did something that Godawful stupid. Next time, don't ******* go to parties. And if you do, don't whine when you get grounded because you're ******* stupid.