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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 07:46 - United States - Denton

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Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 474
You deserved it 3 404

Same thing different taste

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If you find him, tell him to whack off the premises...

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Was it "ONU Confessions" by any chance. I've been LOVING that page since I found it. Go polar bears! ;-)

You shouldn't be so surprised. People can be pretty gross. There's also fecal matter, boogers, and who knows what else people come into contact throughout the day and fail to wash their hands in between. Cellphones are filthier than toilets so keyboards can't be too far behind.

upallnight11 19

I once saw a girl who didn't wash her hands after she used the restroom. A minute later I walked past the computer lab where she was using a computer. People can be so disgusting sometimes.

Suppose it could've been worse. We have a "Spotted in the library" page on fbook and some of the posts on there are ******* horrible. At least you're not the girl who had a post written about her saying "Your arms are so hairy. I've heard of keeping warm for the winter but you look like you should live in the forest". Uni students can be absolute arseholes at times.

Lysol wipes are gonna be your new best friend

trellz17 19

That's sounds awesome, A college confessions page

It sounds like a whole lot of confessions you could've lived a better life without knowing...

Are confession pages a thing now or does OP go to my university? I wish to know also so I can wear latex gloves next time I use a computer on campus.