Miscellaneous: Today, I chose a new song to be the ringtone for my new cell... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 21:00 - Argentina

Today, I chose a new song to be the ringtone for my new cell phone. After waiting all day for someone to call me, I had to ask my husband, who was sitting right next to me, to call me or send me a message so I could hear how it sounded. FML

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Kavrae 1

Friday 23 June 2017 21:12

Are you really so vain that it's an "fml" moment when you don't have someone call or message you for a single day? You should have asked him to help you test it in the first place.

RememberSchlitz 9

Friday 23 June 2017 21:05

You have peace and quiet. Do not overlook this great blessing.

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mattyiscool123 26

Sunday 25 June 2017 3:43

So I'm not the only one?

Julie Sheridan 4

Sunday 25 June 2017 7:19

#adulting story of my life

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Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML

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