Miscellaneous: Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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You deserved it 8 457

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to clean out my closet and donate some clothes to charity. As I was carrying a heavy bag of clothes down the stairs, I tripped and fell, spilling everything everywhere. I had to start all over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:06 - United States

Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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You deserved it 48 030

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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You deserved it 519

Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 5 602

heygirlie777 21

Monday 8 October 2012 23:07

And they wonder why people don't give to the poor.

TheMathMajor 26

Monday 8 October 2012 23:08

Oh no! I hope you and your car are okay. Next time maybe strap the boxes down in the truck bed.

Comments

maddygirl820 10

Monday 8 October 2012 23:18

Ouch

Welshite 39

Monday 8 October 2012 23:19

No good deed goes unpunished.

skulltorn 8

Monday 8 October 2012 23:19

No good deed goes unpunished......

noncom 12

Monday 8 October 2012 23:20

#19, Please don't repeat comments.

Grimmerie 31

Monday 8 October 2012 23:30

18 and 19 were posted at the same time. Chill.

skulltorn 8

Monday 8 October 2012 23:50

Wow didn't see that, what a small world lmao

hatesfate 6

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:03

#22 Are you a moderator or do you play one irl?

SpikyG 3

Monday 8 October 2012 23:19

Do the Gangnam Style Dance in the Middle of the highway

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Monday 8 October 2012 23:49

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 8 October 2012 23:54

And get hit by a car.

kyliersb 4

Monday 8 October 2012 23:56

Yes

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 8 October 2012 23:20

They didn't want to leave you. They WON'T let you.

S182 15

Monday 8 October 2012 23:25

Glad you weren't hurt, and you didn't kill anyone else... Not only did you not secure the boxes, but you weren't driving appropriately in consideration of your cargo... When you are on the road it's not just your safety at stake, but other motorists... I don't think you deserve it, but it was most definitely your fault.

olpally 32

Monday 8 October 2012 23:29

Is the car okay? :) that's very thoughtful op, hope you were still able to deliver your stuff to goodwill after the wreck. :)

88vivera 9

Monday 8 October 2012 23:30

R u ok?

noncom 12

Monday 8 October 2012 23:33

#29 Please don't spell like that. It makes you look like an idiot.

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 October 2012 23:42

This was the universe's way of telling you that your old shit was too shitty even for the needy. Next time try donating stuff instead of shit.

noncom 12

Monday 8 October 2012 23:48

Docbastard I love your comments. Insert witty comment here.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 8 October 2012 23:54

Who let all the fanboys out of their cages today? Good grief.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 8 October 2012 23:56

I...may have...accidentally...unlocked the cage...

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 8 October 2012 23:59

Damnit, Squeaky! Who gave you the key?!

olpally 32

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:21

I did... Sorry kyleekay... *thumbs down* :D

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 9 October 2012 2:13

#41: So, how does Doc's ass taste?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 9 October 2012 2:26

It tastes like rainbows and pixie dust. Haileypotter, I fully expect you to delete your "favorite commenters" from your profile info, or else you can consider your nose firmly implanted in their asses too. Hypocrites piss me off.

Psych101 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:07

75- And now we play the waiting game. If 74 does what you say, then 74 is still a hypocrite for doing exactly what you say. Ah, who doesn't love a no-win situation?