Miscellaneous: Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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Monday 8 October 2012 23:07

And they wonder why people don't give to the poor.

TheMathMajor 26

Monday 8 October 2012 23:08

Oh no! I hope you and your car are okay. Next time maybe strap the boxes down in the truck bed.

Comments

jazzyjazz23 9

Monday 8 October 2012 23:50

I hope your car isn't too damaged. It's was nice of you to do that op. :)

perdix 29

Monday 8 October 2012 23:56

Goodwill Industries does a wonderful job giving meaningful employment to the mentally challenged. Perhaps, the OP ought to ask for a job there ;)

Helldemon 32

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:25

Not really, they'll fire them the second funding runs out and claim it's for something else so they can't get unemployment lol. GW industries is a greedy worthless company.