Miscellaneous: Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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Monday 8 October 2012 23:07

And they wonder why people don't give to the poor.

TheMathMajor 26

Monday 8 October 2012 23:08

Oh no! I hope you and your car are okay. Next time maybe strap the boxes down in the truck bed.

Comments

manicethemage 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 2:31

No good deed goes unpunished.

mhall240sx 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 2:39

What's the point of owning a truck if you are going to put boxed of stuff in the front seat

RealReality 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:53

Are you an idiot or just read the FML wrong? He did mention there are two seats, but if the boxes are in the truck, how would they have spilled onto the road? They were in the bed.

chippa 24

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:13

Are you an idiot or just read the FML wrong? He did mention there are two seats, but if the boxes tumbled on top of OP, how would they have spilled onto the road? They didn't.

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:07

Haaaa YDI! At least you didn't hit anyone else's car!

alwayswinning123 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:11

Are the boxes okay?!?

pookie0939 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:32

uhmm. why didn't you just put them in the back of the truck and strap them down?

PhishloverA 14

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:40

Are you gonna blame that one on gravity since it pulled the boxes down onto you when you entered the highway? Hopefully you're okay. I hope all goes well when explaining that to the cops and your insurance company