By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

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Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20

Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)

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Comments

txgirl2013 14

I guess it just wasn't nacho day...

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meekthekit 6

I guess it just was nacho day* ;)

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angeluv_2014 22

Ahaha you f'ed that comment up! almost as funny as the orginal post

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iammaddie1234 9

Well, at least you didn't put your hand in it expecting to find Doritos

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SassieCat6 16

Why would OP want Doritos from under his/her brother's bed?

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LyraAlluse 25

Just that mental image give me the chills. Sorry you had to witness that in person.

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cottoncandymango 17

What a clever brother you have.

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Pesticides 19

and while we are pointing things out, you suck at staying on subject...

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SaturnV 25

The picture in question (which I think is very nice, by the way) is slightly saturated with yellow light and likely does not represent entirely realistic colors. Even if this were not the case, your comment is unnecessarily insulting and pointless. I fail to see what you had hoped to accomplish by posting it, 36.

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buddy51 23

36 proved he was more unpleasant than a Doritos bag stuffed with used condoms!

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cottoncandymango 17

Aww thank you!

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genesis90 0

Guess it's your brother likes his doritos with white sauce

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dmattimeoj 12

...maybe they were his mementos. he could have waited for some quiet time and then gone through the bag picking each one out to reflect with warm fondness the memories of the time he shared with someone special, only that very condom between them. how romantic and charming. you ladies have your photo albums and he had his dorito bag full of latex memories.

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easyprey 8

You somehow made a bag full of condoms sound beautiful, I applaud that.

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buckdharma 37

Don't worry about it op, it's nacho room and he is Frito-Lay anybody he pleases, and it would've been Jacked if he didn't cover his Enchilada Supreme.

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