Animals: Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes...

By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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Miss_gord 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 10:10

"stupid dog you make me look bad":)

forthepainx3 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 10:20

maybe it was your wife and she was blaming the dog? :o

Comments

Diablo232 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:13

what the ****?

Jimboom 11

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:22

To be fair, the dog didn't have to try very hard to make you look stupid now did he?

rhartwick 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:49

this says nothing about the dog going inside people, she could've seen it outside through the window and left for work after she yelled at him and slammed the door

NuyoRicanGirl 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:10

LOL my dog has done the same b4

Origomali 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:22

nasty freak. teach your animal to go outside. she is right, you are lazy....or too stupid to own a dog.

thefallenoo 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:51

why can't the wife be lazy, stupid, and a nasty freak?

ilikeemsmall 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:45

You need to teach your wife not to yell at you. What's wrong with her cleaning it up?

Picking_Kuppies 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:40

He said she was on her way to work, that's probably why she couldn't clean it up.

SuperDuperSex 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:55

I wanna make a sexist joke about her work should be in the kitchen... But no...

rileysmileydog 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:13

YDI for not training your dog!

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:28

Sounds like it's time to put down Old Yeller if you know what I mean.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:01

#47, Yes, because you can bring your wife to the hospital, and have her get a shot that will kill her. ******* idiot.

NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 21:09

you dont need to take her to the hospital... just take her down the back, tie her to a tree and shoot her in the head... at least that is what we do on my farm.... to the nasty old cows...