By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML
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scateice 0

Darkjoy wtf? How are animals more intellgent than humans dumbass? We ARE animals dumbfuck If they were smarter they would be ruling the world and domesticating us. but they're not, so get over it. And any bitch like you can go on their little laptop and type out words to, you know that right? I bet you didn't :)

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yes_im_hater 0

YDI for having "house shoes" (and if that means slippers in your tongue then: leave foreighner scum) and this is fake

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DarkJoy_fml 5

Yea because "domesticating" and "ruling" things is what makes animals intelligent. That is why slaveholders were so intelligent. There are different areas of intelligent smart one. Furthermore, I realize that we are animals thank you for very much. I am just saying calling animals "inferior" makes someone seems very ignorant. I already stated why OTHER animals seem to be more intelligent than us, but granted these are other areas of intelligence. God this website is full of angry, uneducated people.

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alex_vik 0

You make a lot of FMLs. This is the third one I've seen from "life_suxxx".

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maryoceanblue 0

LMFAO! It seems to me that... Your dog hates you

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smydklea 0

you use disgusting language.

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CLICKHEREx 0

Your dog's viewpoint: You go away, and leave him alone, with no company, and probably little to do. Dogs are intelligent animals, and get bored. Your dog is making you pay for the separation anxiety you caused. Go to Yahoo!Answers > Pets > Dogs and post questions there. Get dog toys from a pet store, like a plastic feeder, with holes in that a dog needs to roll around to get a little food. Get books on caring for, and training dogs from http://www.amazon.com

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fegd 0

What I always say, you pay a price for having pets. Don't get an irrational creature to live with you if you don't want it to do stupid things. You deserved it.

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enough4 0

And then I took out my cellphone to call the pound but the phone was covered in dogpoop, too! And then I was so frustrated that I went to the fridge to get a beer, but there were turds in the beer bottles, too! And then I logged onto FML to post this fake FML, but the dog had shit on the mouse, too!

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