By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States

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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
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littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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PantyGAMES 10

He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

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Comments

octopussperm125 18

So maybe thats how zz top got all those girls

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JMichael 25

I have a beard. would you please sit on it?

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LisaDay 14

im with her. beards feel awesome on the thighs.

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MountainGiant87 15

I'm a guy. I have a beard. I'm going to say this one day.

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LisaDay 14

it will get you far. beards are sexy.

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KociaQ 30

Being slightly oversensitive hey? You got to say, it's a nice pick-up line ;)

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TCRII 29

Hmmm. I don't think I'm going to shave next week...

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Aethyn 2

Well, in the words of a very beard-themed band, "you should consider having sex with a bearded man".

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MitunaCaptor 17

~Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too~ Monty Python

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vikky538 28

after reading this I am planning not to shave for next two weeks..

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