By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States

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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
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littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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Top comments

PantyGAMES 10

He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

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Comments

worldclassrager 39

To me it looks like he was trying to come on to you...but hey I could be way off...

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KrazyCanuk 4

Looked more like he was trying to get her to cum on him...

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mosquito19 14

guys with beard are like women with armpit hair.

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lalaney 14

As in, a personal expression of that person's comfort with themselves that has nothing to do with you and your evaluation of their worthiness or sexiness doesn't matter at all?

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knoxxx 22

What's wrong with women with armpit hair? At least two of my cutest gal friends don't shave theirs. (And yes, they both have boyfriends)

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rambleramble3 11

I am pleasantly surprised at the amount of people saying she should have. Lately people have been very sensitive on here, hope it's changing back to old FML :)

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catmint 13

Just look at it as a cushion. That may or may not casually lick you now and then. No biggie.

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