Intimacy: Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks....

I hate to jump on the beard band wagon so late, but I just might. Beards seem to attract sexy women, as evidence by these comments, faster than Parrot Bay at a strip club.

cjwayy 22

Friday 5 September 2014 16:22

Hahaha. That guy sounds like a pretty funny guy.

FayBerry88 11

Friday 5 September 2014 17:00

That's the current male equivalent to romance these days. Take what you can get. :)

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